Cake Stand
Usually performed on one's birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient's legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. Derived from keg stand
The partygoers were moved to a frenzy after Mrs. Wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.
cake stand
The act of doing a handstand on a cake while gobbling down a mass amount of said cake's contents, namely frosting, through your mouth. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of cake, the sugar will reach the brain more quickly. The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many hungry friends.
I just did a cake stand and now I'm horribly full of cake and frosting.
funnel cake stand
A project or idea that is voiced or dreamed about, but never pursued with any real effort. Moreover, the person who announces the idea usually has no intention of following through on th idea from the start.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.
Girl: I'd like to make a series of you-tube videos acting out stories with Gundam action figures.
Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.
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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!
Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.
Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.
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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!
Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.