Calamari
The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.
"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."
Calamari
A type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. It’s VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called “MINECRAFT” both of those Creatures are in the game. It’s VERY cool if you find it.
There’s some CALAMARI!
Calamari
The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.
A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).
Calamari
Italian slang for "thats crazy!'
Caalaamaaaree!!!
Ya man that was felonious!
Ya man that was felonious!
calamari
squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.
Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."
calamari
When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.
I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.
calamari
An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.
A squid without a helmet; squid bits.
A squid without a helmet; squid bits.
Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari