Calan

A wonderful boy that will treat you like a princess. He will always help you when you feel down. A Calan would be an amazing boyfriend, he would never cheat on you.

Beware, he can get a little protective over the person he likes.

Calan has a good sense of humor but will sometimes be a little cheesy. He has a heart of gold.

Calan

A kind caring guy with brains and brawn, the whole package. He’ll be there for you when you’re feeling down, and will always treat you like a queen

Girl: My boyfriend is so sweet
Boy: What’s his name?
Girl: Calan

Boy: Makes sense

Calan

Has A MASSSSSIVVEEEEE COCK

Gf of calan: He has a massive cock

Calan

A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him.

Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad.

Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!

Friend: Oh my god, please stop..

Calan: I carrot hear you!

Friend: ...

Calan

Someone who is so damn annoying. They will come in your room and say, “what the FUCK IS UP KYLE” just to mess with you. Though, it can be pretty entertaining.

Calan: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
You: I literally do not care get the fuck out
Calan: Atleast i have a dick
You: The size of a damn pencil from 3rd grade

Calan

The biggest gay boy in the world. He likes to spread his big booty cheeks for some BBC. Calan things he has an OG Mudbone size cock but actually just has a fat ass chode. Calan's are usually the little bitch of the group who everyone shits on.

Damn clench your cheeks Calan is coming.

Calan

Ratchet Blonde-haired blue-eyed softy who sucks at football and plays the violin. Wears fake chains and pretends he’s black while dating vsco girls at sonic probably named Elizabeth or Emily.

Calan your tarantula's under your pillow. Watch out!

俚语	calan
释义	Calan A wonderful boy that will treat you like a princess. He will always help you when you feel down. A Calan would be an amazing boyfriend, he would never cheat on you. Beware, he can get a little protective over the person he likes. Calan has a good sense of humor but will sometimes be a little cheesy. He has a heart of gold. Calan A kind caring guy with brains and brawn, the whole package. He’ll be there for you when you’re feeling down, and will always treat you like a queen Girl: My boyfriend is so sweet Boy: What’s his name? Girl: Calan Boy: Makes sense Calan Has A MASSSSSIVVEEEEE COCK Gf of calan: He has a massive cock Calan A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him. Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad. Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad! Friend: Oh my god, please stop.. Calan: I carrot hear you! Friend: ... Calan Someone who is so damn annoying. They will come in your room and say, “what the FUCK IS UP KYLE” just to mess with you. Though, it can be pretty entertaining. Calan: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE You: I literally do not care get the fuck out Calan: Atleast i have a dick You: The size of a damn pencil from 3rd grade Calan The biggest gay boy in the world. He likes to spread his big booty cheeks for some BBC. Calan things he has an OG Mudbone size cock but actually just has a fat ass chode. Calan's are usually the little bitch of the group who everyone shits on. Damn clench your cheeks Calan is coming. Calan Ratchet Blonde-haired blue-eyed softy who sucks at football and plays the violin. Wears fake chains and pretends he’s black while dating vsco girls at sonic probably named Elizabeth or Emily. Calan your tarantula's under your pillow. Watch out!
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