Calandra
She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.
Calandra
She is always happy and has the ability to make anyone smile. She is fun,caring,smart and beautiful but she is extremely hard to find. Her name and personality is what makes her unique so if you find a calandra keep her! As calandra is very friendly her wrath is as cold as ice. Calandra is the best partner you could find with her special ability to make you laugh and keep you happy. Once you get to know calandra you will fall head of heels in love with her.
Person 1: im feeling sad and lonely
Person 2 : you definately need a Calandra
Person 2 : you definately need a Calandra
Calandra
Someone that is addicted to World of Warcraft, but is unable to play it well.
Smo Joe is such a Calandra for skipping out on us to play World of Warcraft. Doesn't he recognize his inability to play the game?
jimmy calandra
The rat mob king of youtube
Jimmy Calandra is a snitchass stool pigeon
calandra-jayne
Verb
Calandra-Jayne is the art fucking obliterating your target, using only a 2 inch cock
Calandra-Jayne is the art fucking obliterating your target, using only a 2 inch cock
Gay boy: I want to calandra-jayne him
Straight boy: me too!
Straight boy: me too!