calcoholic
Someone who is addicted to playing graphing calculator games.
Ryan is such a calcoholic I see him playing Pimp Quest on his TI-83 every day in the commons before class, during class, and even hanging out outside after school.
Calcohol
The act of somewhat studying for a calculus final, while killing brews you cant bring home.
Wanna study some calcohol?
..Yeah
..Yeah
Calcoholism
A period of excessive and merciless binge drinking induced by the inability to understand calculus.
Jeffrey tried the best he could to derive the function, but ultimately failed, and subsequently drank fifteen beers in a case of finals week calcoholism.