Calendar Bitch
A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.
GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''