Calf Roping
The occurrence when one inserts both hands and feet into another's anus, looking lIke you are baby cow who was calf roped.
Dave: Shane's anus is the size a football.
Devin: Why?
Dave: I was calf ropING Shane so hard last night!
Devin: Why?
Dave: I was calf ropING Shane so hard last night!