Caliente Carlos
When you make the unfortunate mistake of consuming a gas station burrito only to vomit a full load of refried bean warmness on your partner's torso during a coitus activity.
I'm not sure Jeanine enjoyed the Caliente Carlos I gave her for Christmas.
carlos caliente
The reverse to the "hot carl". Where you shit on someone's face and then cover it with seran wrap.
She totally sophocated when i gave her a carlos caliente.