California Cherry Crusher

The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.

Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.

俚语	california cherry crusher
释义	California Cherry Crusher The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half. Detective: What appears the cause of death? Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs. Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?! Doc: Nothin you own.
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