California cow
1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.
2. A Fat Blunt from California
2. A Fat Blunt from California
Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !
Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !
A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .
california brown cow
The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn
-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture