California Driver

The worst driver on the face of the planet. Frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the fuck out when driving in the rain.

Also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to pass laws prohibiting them from doing so.

People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.

a driver who pulls u-turns just any old where who also thinks you can run stop signs cause they're not important dude

also crazy enough to shoot at other drivers during rush hour

the dumbfucks that cause accidents, pull illegal u-turns, and run red lights. you can usually tell if a driver is one because they swerve out of their lanes, are often on cell phones or swigging alcohol. their accidents usually cause a large clusterfuck.

People that merge lanes without looking, drives 20 mph above the speed limit and thinks the road is all theirs. They get honked so much they get used to it and they also honk others that act the same as them

shitty fucking drivers

notorious for running stop signs and doing u-turns and shooting at eachother and leading the police on a highspeed car chases for 4 hours

good california driver in the city always do right hand turns. Hay U stay alive longer.