California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.

When the male goes boom boom (poopy) in a females vaginal area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the penis is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the vagina.

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

putting poo in private parts

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.