Calitrocity
A Calitrocity is a unique person from Southern California. They like pizza and playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive. They are cool and enjoy watching Garfield by themself.
"Yo I found a Calitrocity on the internet the other day, I heard he's a cool person"
Calitrocity
The cutest guy in the world. Tiny penis though. Eats his own shit then shits it out and eats it again. If he sees a black person then he will go into a coma for the next 48 hours. Is a great person to tell all your extremely personal secrets to but is prone to outbursts of autistic screaming.
I just heard a Calitrocity hiding on the ceiling from all the jews.