your ass is grass and you can call me john deere
redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
calling the deer
The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.
"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."
"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."
"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."