Calling the wife
when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!