Call Mom

When someones voice command menu on their phone says "Please say a command," at a non mother friendly moment everyone yells "Call Mom" in hopes that the phone will call the cell owner's mother.

Person 1: Stop hogging that joint.

Person 2's phone: Please say a command.
Person 1+3+4+5: CALL MOM!
Person 2: shit shit shit shit
*scrambles to hang-up phone*

Calling Mom

An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.

"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."

call my mom

v. get someone in trouble.

Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"

Call my mom

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.

Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!

Mom call

When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.

Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet.

missed calls from mom

Certain death.

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...

calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima

OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE

俚语	call mom
释义	Call Mom When someones voice command menu on their phone says "Please say a command," at a non mother friendly moment everyone yells "Call Mom" in hopes that the phone will call the cell owner's mother. Person 1: Stop hogging that joint. Person 2's phone: Please say a command. Person 1+3+4+5: CALL MOM! Person 2: shit shit shit shit scrambles to hang-up phone Calling Mom An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door. "No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours." call my mom v. get someone in trouble. Someone takes your stuff. You respond with, "Dude, I'm going to call my mom!" Call my mom An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate. Hey dude, where did you go just now? Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom! Mom call When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself. Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet. missed calls from mom Certain death. Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for... calling your mom at 3am A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE
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