Callumn
A faggot that likes to suck cock for a living
guy 1: is that a sloth
guy 2: No, its just callumn
guy 3: oh yeah i forgot
guy 2: No, its just callumn
guy 3: oh yeah i forgot
Callumn
A one of a kind, amazing human being. They’re widely know for being hilarious, loyal and dependable. Whenever you need some back-up in life look no further than your nearest Callumn.
Person 1: Do you know what I’m missing in my life?
Person 2: A Callumn?
Person 1: A Callumn, everyone needs a Callumn
Person 2: A Callumn?
Person 1: A Callumn, everyone needs a Callumn