Calm a llama down
asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.
Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.
Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.
Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.
Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.
Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!