Calman
The best anal fucker EVER.
Girl 1: Last night was the BEST. That new guy Will is a such a Calman!
calmanator
a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady
the Calmanator arrives naked and encounters some punks
Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?
The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.
Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.
Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.
Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?
The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.
Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.
Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.