calmdigger
a person who wants everyone calm even when everyone should not be calm, i.e., during a hailstorm.
Ben: Hey, guys, no need to get all upset. Everybody lets all just calm down and nobody freak out or anything. It is important that we...
Arthur: interrupts You're being a calmdigger right now. A calmdigger that is not helping. Hail is in our vicinity according to weather reports from reliable sources that broke into our regularly scheduled programming. We have to stay inside and we can do without the reasonless platitude "calm down". The time to calm down has already come and gone, where were you, Ben?
Arthur: interrupts You're being a calmdigger right now. A calmdigger that is not helping. Hail is in our vicinity according to weather reports from reliable sources that broke into our regularly scheduled programming. We have to stay inside and we can do without the reasonless platitude "calm down". The time to calm down has already come and gone, where were you, Ben?