camel hand
when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.
"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"