Cameronadon
Noun. A really frickin awesome fellow not to be confused with the prehistoric shark known as a Megaladon. Cameronadon can be dangerous, but like the Megaladon if you make few sharp movements, in general, the Cameronadon will leave you be. He especially likes to poke and prod unsuspecting boobies. So beware.
"LOOK! Yonder, comes a Cameronadon. Keep a wary eye. "