Campbell's Thick and Chunky(CTC)
A fat chick that you hook up with at a party when you are really drunk, then wake up the next day and start drinking to try and erase it from your memory, but you can't. You're stuck with that drunken image of slapping the fat and riding the wave.
Person 1: "What happened last night?"
Person 2: "Dude, you hooked up with the biggest Campbell's Thick and Chunky(CTC) I've ever seen!"
Person 1: "Get me a drink."
Person 2: "Dude, you hooked up with the biggest Campbell's Thick and Chunky(CTC) I've ever seen!"
Person 1: "Get me a drink."