Camp Bug
An illness you pick up from School Camp with young children.
Greg: "Sorry I won't be at work today, I have 'Camp Bug'."
Heath: "Does that mean you've caught gay whilst pitching a tent or you have an upset stomach from School Camp?"
Greg: "Hmmm... Both?"
Heath: "Does that mean you've caught gay whilst pitching a tent or you have an upset stomach from School Camp?"
Greg: "Hmmm... Both?"