acute dick

A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.

Jeez, you have acute dick.

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

a tiny bably like penus

my girlfriend says i have acute dick

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

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释义	acute dick A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump. Jeez, you have acute dick. acute dick a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over acute dick a tiny bably like penus my girlfriend says i have acute dick severe acute small dick syndrome Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
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