Campitis
The temporary psychological illness of men that result after being at an all male camp or a camp in which one cannot masturbate or "relive" one's self in that manner thus resulting in an increased attractiveness toward unattractive women. This illness usually occurs after three to four days at the camp and can last up to a week after returning to society. It should also be noted that the longer the term at the camp the more severe the said symptom will be.
Dude, I was at a Boy Scout camp for 10 days, and on the drive home I saw a 300 pound chick and thought she was banging hot! I have a severe case of campitis!