Canadian Blowjob
the act of inserting an ice cube in your mouth and proceeding to commit oral sex upon your partner during an intense hockey game.
Ya i heard she gave Mr. Ye a Canadian Blowjob, so now hes got frostbite on his dick
Canadian Blowjob
N.) A northern blowjob involving ice and maple syrup.
Related to the Zamboni, and Rusty Zamboni
Related to the Zamboni, and Rusty Zamboni
Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.
Canadian Blowjob
Oral Sex that involves a lot of teeth and isn't enjoyable
Matt is in a grumpy mood because he got a Canadian Blowjob last night
Canadian Blowjob
A maneuver in which one briefly drives on the wrong side of a divided highway in order to enter a driveway without having to take a u-turn.
Traffic looks clear, use the Canadian Blowjob.
canadian blowjob
When a woman blows her nose during intercourse.
My girlfriend has a cold, I stand a good chance of getting a canadian blowjob tonight.