Canadian First Base
Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.
"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."