canadian sex acts
Various different sexual positions and acts, mostly including maple syrup, beavers or riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni.
Last night my boyfriend tried out one of the old canadian sex acts, he gave me an Old King Clancy.
Canadian Sex Act
A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”
The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.