cancer hat
item of headware so plain and uncool that the only reason for wearing it is to cover chemo ravaged hair
Man 1: you like this new hat i got?
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat
Man 2: no
Man 1: why?
Man 2: it looks like a cancer hat
cancer hat
used to describe the type of hair cut that many guys seem to want these days to make themselves look like they are doing chemotherapy
a customer walks into a barber shop and asks for it cancer hat style close to the scalp with extra chemo the barber looks confused the customer says you know like Voldemort the barber says oh okay bald it is