candied pig
When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth
Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*
Ted: *highfives*
pig candy
Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.
"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"
Candied Pig Lips
When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.
I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.