Candy Apple

A sexual act, when a guy is having coitus with a girl and she is so wet her juices flow down his penis coating his balls with sticky vaginal secretions (like a candy apple).

A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.

The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself

"The candy Apple" Licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears

A challenge, as in a challenge of shotgun rights. Can only be called by a male. The challenger calls "candy apple!" and begins to work up a sweat. In order for the party challenged to keep his/her rights (i.e. shotgun), he/she must lick the sweat off the challenger's balls. Hence, licking the caramel off a candy apple. If party challenged does not lick, he/she loses his/her proposed rights.

A fucken toffee-apple, ya jerk.

Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).