candy-ass-motherfucker
a weak, disappointing, or frustrating person. the term is used while in a Samuel L. Jackson level rage rant.
Ex.1: "Listen here you candy-ass-motherfucker if I catch you with my sister again your ass will be mounted on my wall like an elk's antlers, and your head is gonna be over my fireplace! Now get the hell out of here before I drop kick you out!"