Candy Dick
When you or another person are in the act of having sex and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having sex with is on their period and your penis is covered in blood.
"Dude, last night I was having sex and it was extra wet and extra good then I pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl I was with gave me candy dick."
"Gross"
"Gross"
Cotton candy dick
When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job
She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.
Candy Cane Dick
A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.
Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!
dick candy
An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.
"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."
candis dick fit in your mouth
candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”