Canford School

Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.

A school full of idiots who think they know how to play sport but always lose to Bryanston which is a drug fest itself, posh twats.

Also known as the posh private school which is a bit of a rip off that is in the middle of nowhere!