Cannavino
Cannavinos are bipolar humans who are depressed because their football club is shite. They were once a proud race, however the mighty have fallen. They often hide under rocks to shelter their embarrassment. They tend to come out from their retreat when there is something to celebrate, which is extremely rare. They are extremely bitter and harsh to anyone they socialize with.
That man is a pathetic loser , he is such a Cannavino.