Canned Ham
The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.
I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.
canned ham
To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.
"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."
Canned ham
Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.
Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.
Canned Ham
A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.