canoe beer
Any weak watery beer.
Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.
beer-cano
A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.
The best prank I pulled yet was the beer-cano I made of Larry's glass of beer.