canoe driver
The clitoris. If you look at a canoe from an overhead perspective, it looks like a vagina, the person sitting in the front is where the clitoris is. Hence, canoe driver.
We were hooking up last night and every time I tapped the canoe driver she went wild.
talking to the canoe driver
Licking clit.
I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.
canoe boat driver
The female genitalia known as the clitoris
After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.