closed can of peaches
(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)
Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.
Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
Canning Peaches
A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.
Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
Canned Peaches
Salvation. In its purest form.
Frank: Dude, I am so hungry right now.
Johnny: Canned peaches?
Frank: Yessssssss. Thank you, God
Johnny: Canned peaches?
Frank: Yessssssss. Thank you, God
can your own peaches
the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.
darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.
matt: so you can your own peaches?
darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.
matt: so you can your own peaches?
darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.
Can of Peaches
The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.
Hey can you get me some of that can of peaches?
No fuck your mother
No fuck your mother