can't touch this
MC Hammer had a hit with the name "U Can't Touch This." Generally means "I'm too good for you." or "You'll never be as good as I am."
Two people are dancing:
Person 1: Can't touch this!
Person 2: Darn. (walks off the dance floor)
Person 1: Can't touch this!
Person 2: Darn. (walks off the dance floor)
U Can't Touch This
A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff
Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)
can't touch me
A song from Family Guy, sung my Peter Griffin.
Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah, CAN'T TOUCH ME!
can't touch my swag
can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not
Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay