canuckodile
(noun) A migratory Canadian rodent, often found rummaging in the dumpsters around Hollywood for toxic scraps to stuff in his leery hideous face. Canuckodile.
me: I saw a canuckodile under the queensborough bridge the other day.
friend: Really, what was it doing?
me: He was experiencing heaven for 15 dollars a man thanks to a dimatoid.
friend: Really, what was it doing?
me: He was experiencing heaven for 15 dollars a man thanks to a dimatoid.