Canyon, CA

A small community between montclair and moraga that can barely be considered a town. The home of many hippies and badasses. Canyon critters can rock the shit outta a party because they have been smoking weed since elementary school. If you aren't from canyon you can't understand people from there. They have a very distorted view of reality that makes more sense than your bullshit. Police aren't technically allowed in canyon unless they're called because all that would happen if the po-po went there is they would be drugged and buried alive.