Caoilainn

Slender & Fair.

Pretty, flirty, energetic and sensitive but strong at the same time, can stand up for herself and people love them. Mostly unique.

Very rare and very misunderstood girl. Like rhinestones, this girl is tawdier than a hot tin roof and just as prone to RUST. Often seen as immature and naive, but generally seen as sincere. That is.. Sincerely retarded.. In reality, this girl is too stupid to keep up with her own fantasy fairy land world where she is princess fairy queen and everyone works to help her live in her perfect world. Eventually things wont go her way she will crumble and break down like flat mountain dew on a trash can twinkie because she is a clueless and desperate hoebag who needs a personal assistant to remind her to breathe. Spoilt brat. Special snowflake. Jealous and insecure. Treacherous slanderous promiscuous fish face duck imposter. Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Zooey Deschanel wannabe. Helpless hipster. Desperate unbelievable loser... who gets her make up ideas from dawn of the dead. Twihard loser. Oh my god has she never heard of waxing? Talk about a S.U.L.A. Alert!!! Oh my lawd this girl thinks she is made of sunshine fairy dirt, but roses really smell like poo-oo-oo-ooh.