capital D runk
Being drunk off your ass, or drunk as hell. Also known as plowed, wasted, hammered, inebriated, intoxicated, plastered, lit, loaded, pie-eyed, sloshed, tanked, bashed, bombed, boozed up, high hosed in orbit, jolly jugged, juiced, or liquored up.
Tom: Hey dude, whats wrong with you?
E: I am capital D runk!
E: I am capital D runk!