Capology
An apology for accidentally hitting caps lock while typing to someone.
Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human
Capology
When someone caps (lies) so much that they have a PhD in capology or capological studies.
Yo did you hear? The mech eng kid capped yet again, he said polog > ksi.... he must have graduated at the top of his class from MidMaster in capology with a focus on capological ergonomics fr fr
Capology
A performative non-apology dressed as an apology
Example 1:
Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”
The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”
Example 2:
A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”
Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”
The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”
Example 2:
A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”