Captain Birdseye
Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page
Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases
Captain Birdseye
A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.
Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh
Captain Birdseye
A lesbian boss at work.
"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"
"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"
"Coz she's got fish fingers".
"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"
"Coz she's got fish fingers".
Captain Birdseye
A paedophile hu has a cousin captain Japeye
Captain Birdseye
Captain Paedophile Birdseye
Come Here Children
Captain Birdseye`s Cock
Descriptive word for something very salty
Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock
captain birdseye
someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads
see hassle loads
Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.
Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!
Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!