captain dildo
The person that wants to jam a dildo up your ass when you are passing seated people at the movies
"not today, not today, not today captain dildo" - dane cook (vicious circle)
Captain Dildo
Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.
Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?
Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"