Captaining
A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.
Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.
This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.
Variations of this sexual routine include:
Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.
Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."
Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.
Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.
Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.
This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.
Variations of this sexual routine include:
Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.
Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."
Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.
Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.
Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."
Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.
Halfway through his mouth is drying up.
Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.
Rings Dave.
Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.
Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.
Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.
Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.
Halfway through his mouth is drying up.
Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.
Rings Dave.
Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.
Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.
Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.
Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
To the Captain
A saying invented by Mitchell often used when consuming Captain Morgan to acknowledge "The Captain" Henry Morgan.
*takes a swig from a bottle of Captain Morgan rum* Then yells "To the Captain"
Captain
a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post
op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*
The Captain
Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.
A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)
captain
term of endearment used to show respect
whats up captain?
captained
to add Captain Morgan to something
Rob: "I just captained my coffee"
Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"
Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"
Captain
The name given to a guy who sleeps with a girl that has the word "ship" in her surname.
Will slept with shippers last night!! He is now CAPTAIN WILL!!