Cold Captain Karl
Blowing a line of adderall off a dick and then whispering in his ear his brothers dick is bigger.
Get yourself a “Cold Captain Karl” and get back in the game.
Captain Karl
A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.